Just got in from a night of drinking and talking and laughing with one of my bestist homies. I'm proud to announce I'm still cute, witty, and intriguing. You may ask, well firstly why did you think you weren't? And secondly why do you think you still are? Well it's not that I didn't think that I was, it's just I'm noticing some patterns in my life and even the most confident person is going to have a little bit of doubt seep in from time to time. Secondly, what seemed to be a very nice, well mannered, man with some sense asked for my digits. Oh, and he wasn't hard on the eyes either. So that's always an ego booster when a "quality" person asks to get to know you better. Cause Lord knows it seems to be really easy to attract the weirdos, losers, and immature bamas that should know off the gate they don't have a chance with me, but somehow convince themselves to talk to me anyway. Don't get me wrong I will work with someone. I probably will work with someone a little too much. Like if you have an education but you're not all that cute or you have a car but you still live with your Mom or you have a job but you have a Baby Mama, nobody is perfect so as long as you have goals and something going for you then I'm the optimistic type that says sure I'll try and work with you. This has only bit me in the ass recently and as I said before most of the time the element that hits on me on a regular doesn't have any of these things going for them. They are just immature little boys who must not realize how stupid they look or they wouldn't open their mouthes. On that same note, I was so very very close to telling this one guy tonight that his Mom should have swallowed. He was THAT bad. First off, to any guy if you see some girls at a table by themselves talking and it looks like they are having an intense conversation it might be a good idea to one wait til they look like they are finished or two just leave them alone for the night. Secondly, don't ever, ever, just walk up to a table and sit your crusty ass down while I'm in the middle of a conversation and without asking me if it's ok for you to sit there. It's not cute, especially when I've been trying to avoid your ass all night. Thirdly, if you're going to be so bold as to do the above shit you better have one damn good game, don't stair up in my face with nothing to say or expect me to make it easier on you, you should have it worked out in your head before you do all that above ignorant shit first what you are going to say otherwise you really are just asking me to hurt your feelings.
So in closing, dealt with some no good ignorant ass mo-fo's tonight and met a very nice and seemingly genuine individual as well. It was a good night overall. Time for sleep.
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